Focusing on the “broad endearing audience?” Come on, there’s about 7 people reading this thing and they all want more flavor. “I Just got cable today”…oh good, at least we know you have cable now. “the sox are pathetic…” you know better than to say crazy things like that, did your latest botox injection get into the bloodstream? “Here’s an email from the moving company”…please, what’s next, “I went for a walk today and it was lovely?” You are capable of so much more. And you know this, Man.
So get out your longbaord, call up Johnny Utah, Bodhi and the rest of the Dead Presidents, carve up some gnarly heavies, and come back to your iMac and write about it. Cowabunga Dude!
P.S. thanks for confirming that the Flowbee Haircut System is the primary tool for hair stylists in L.A.
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Love it! Had to send it to the guys here......sorry!
Hey Jon,
Focusing on the “broad endearing audience?” Come on, there’s about 7 people reading this thing and they all want more flavor. “I Just got cable today”…oh good, at least we know you have cable now. “the sox are pathetic…” you know better than to say crazy things like that, did your latest botox injection get into the bloodstream? “Here’s an email from the moving company”…please, what’s next, “I went for a walk today and it was lovely?” You are capable of so much more. And you know this, Man.
So get out your longbaord, call up Johnny Utah, Bodhi and the rest of the Dead Presidents, carve up some gnarly heavies, and come back to your iMac and write about it. Cowabunga Dude!
P.S. thanks for confirming that the Flowbee Haircut System is the primary tool for hair stylists in L.A.
Mr. Anonymous... you are the best, made Esther D. laugh, she is from the Westside but I bet you know that!
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